Monthly Archives: April 2011

 The first thing to be said about today’s royal wedding is unconditional. We at Channel 5 wish Prince William and Catherine Middleton a long and happy married life together! Imagine the number of eye balls that would tuning in to … Continue reading →

What comes after a royal wedding? The royal honeymoon! Unlike the much publizied wedding, the details of the honeymoon destination has been kept under wraps. But secrets are meant to be shared! Our sources have revealed to us that Prince … Continue reading →

Exciting! The guest list for Prince William and Kate Middleton’s  royal wedding has been revealed! So, who’s going?? As expected, David and Victoria Beckham, as well as Sir Elton John have been invited.  Singer Joss Stone, Madonna’s ex and director … Continue reading →

Hello everybody! My name is Leticia Bongnino, and I am a maid. My ma’am and sir have kindly allowed me to go online to chat with all my friends on Tuesday 3rd May at 8:00pm to 8:30pm, then after I … Continue reading →

Kate Middleton Will Not “Obey” Prince William!!!   We are exactly 5 days away from the royal wedding-and let us tell you, friends-We. Are. Pumped.  It’s unclear why we are so captivated by Prince William and Catherine Middleton, but we’re swept … Continue reading →

The big day is almost here and thousands of people are contributing as much as possible to the royal wedding. No, the royal family are not short on cash for the elaborate wedding! Prince William and Catherine (Kate) Middleton have … Continue reading →

With the royal wedding on 29th April expected to to draw the biggest audience in television history, many businesses are jocking to cash in on the big day. You have your usual figurines, coins, mugs and etc but it is … Continue reading →

You’ve bought the commemorative thimble and mug. And you know the date! Now mark your calendars to take your commemorative sick day. Channel 5 will bring you “LIVE” coverage of one of the most eagerly anticipated events of the century, … Continue reading →

  Channel 5 is the official TV channel for THOR and they have sent me, Jacques Ooi from The Noose, to London to meet the cast and director.  All journalists granted this international junket are required to pass an IQ test.  … Continue reading →